I Never Liked St. Valentine

St. Cecilia, she been good to me

she always help me find the melody

and old St. Francis, man he's the best

helped me get some things off my chest

But I never liked St. Valentine

I never liked St. Valentine

never liked St. Valentine

he's breakin' hearts all over town

St. Patrick, he has his own day to

'cept on his day you can go get drunk and nobody will get mad at you

you don't have to be Irish

you don't even have to know what it's all about

you can spend the night alone and you won't feel left out

If you perform two perfect miracles, you're still just a regular guy

Perform one more, and you're a saint

St.Christopher, I don't even think he's a saint anymore

Jolly old St. Nick, look it up, he used to run around with some saints ain't that saintly, and that's fine

atleast they don't come around one time a year to remind me I don't have a

valentine

I don't have a valentine

I don't have a valentine

and I never liked st. valentine

breakin' heart's all over town