Nobody Weird Like Me

1. The freakiest show I know

is the show of my own

Living my life in and

out of the twilight zone

R: Bust my britches

Bless my soul

I'm a freak of nature

Walking totem pole

Look and see I think you'll agree

Nobody weird like me

2. Intercourse with a porpoise

is a dream for me

Hell bent on

inventing a new species

R: Bust my britches...

3. Riding down the path

on the back of a giraffe

Me and the giraffe laughed

'cause I passed some gas

R: Bust my britches...

4. Enchanted as a rabbit

that my life is a dream

Well everything is

never just as it seems

5.=1.