Three-Legged Cat

She was asleep when I hobbled to the bed

With a broken foot bleeding

I clawed at her head

"the mirror tumbled on me," I cried

"but it wasn't my fault," I lied

Spend my whole life neurotic and fat

Now I'm just a three-legged cat

Doctor said, "we'll have to amputate that"

So now I'm just a three-legged cat

A three-legged cat