Living Room Castaway

Hey, hey

Has anyone seen my wave?

Hey, could it be here beneath all this junk mail?

Opportunity could have come and gone

Television's been on

In case I don't hear him knock

I leave the door unlocked

I've been watching the world, every channel for days

Stranded with bed sores

I'm a living room castaway

But pretty soon I'm-a-get buff for the summer

Bummer, summer's ended yesterday

What day is it anyway?

What day is it anyway?

A living room castaway

Hey, my body is a temple to the gods in my ashtray

And my mind has been selling memories for videotapes

And my heart has been falling apart

Oh, nevermind

We missed the preview

Rewind it back to the start

They're the best part

How long have I been drifting along in this couch anyway?

How long have I been drifting along in this couch anyway?