The End

You do the dishes then drive away to work

Read about the sports and the news

You’re checking the lotto and take a vitamin pill

Carrying out life’s daily duties

But when you stop drinking

Til you are stinking

And wake up in a ditch

With a headache and new friends

It’s nanananananana …. The End.

You spray your hairdo

Pick the pepper of your teeth

You practice some lines to gain charm

You try to check your breath while you’re breathing in your hand

And make just one more sniff in your armpits

But when you stop singing

When you are shitting

And try farting in a rhythm to a manic BPM

It’s nanananananana …. The End.

You’re mowing the lawn

Change the barbecue’s new screws

Brushing the leaves off the street

You try to be friendly to the neighbors wife and smile

Pretending it’s lovely to meet her

But when you stop ringing

Them crank calls and kidding

Bout aliens roaming the block

Help us to defend!

It’s nanananananana …. The End.

When you stop drinking

Til you are stinking

And wake up in a ditch

With a headache and new friends

It’s nanananananana …. The End.