Rock Star

I'm working 9 to 5, it's like I'm buried alive

My boss is always on my case and I hate him

He's got Mercedes Benz with really lame ass rims

And I'm stuck at the bus stop waiting

His girlfriend is 18 and my girl just dumped me

She said 'You can't afford me' and went for the money

The money, money, money

I wish I was a rockstar, oh-oh oh-oh

Breaking all the girls hearts, oh-oh oh-oh

If I was Eddie Vedder, oh-oh oh-oh

I'd bet you'd like me better, oh-oh oh-oh

Doing shots of Patrón with P!nk and Emma Stone

And the paparazzi stalk us when they carry me home

I wish I'd learned to play the damn guitar

I wish I was a rockstar

I wish I was a rockstar

When I got home from work

It went from bad to worst

My roomie sold my Xbox for a 6-pack

I wanna kick his ass and get all my cash back

But he's six foot four and a douchebag

So I'm heading to LA with a guitar I can't play

Hoping to someday, make a lot of money

Money, money, money

I wish I was a rockstar, oh-oh oh-oh

Breaking all the girls hearts, oh-oh oh-oh

If I was Eddie Vedder, oh-oh oh-oh

I'd bet you'd like me better, oh-oh oh-oh

Doing shots of Patrón with P!nk and Emma Stone

And the paparazzi stalk us when they carry me home

I wish I'd learned to play the damn guitar

I wish I was a rockstar

I wish I was a rockstar

I learned a couple of chords and kept the verses short

It was sad but now it's kinda funny

I wrote a catchy song that went to number one

About a girl that left me for the money

Now I am a rockstar, oh-oh oh-oh

Breaking all the girls hearts, oh-oh oh-oh

Hangin' out with Vedder, oh-oh oh-oh

I bet you like me better, oh-oh oh-oh

Doing shots of Patrón with P!nk and Emma Stone

I bet you wish you were the one that got to carry me home

Thank god I learned to play the damn guitar

And I thank you for the way you broke my heart

'Cause now I am rockstar

I am a rockstar

I'm a rockstar