Music Is Sport

Music is sport, come gather round the court

Come sweat and scream for your favorite team

As you cheer and down a beer, you think they're looking like

They could be back in form this year

They're sporting all the name gear

They got the shoulder smacking, corporate backing

Lights, a blaring things are happening

You see the media sacarin' glistening on their tongues

They'll be climbing up the rungs to the top of the industry echelons

Keep it going on 'cos they didn't just come to play

They came to win, pros like them know losing is a sin

And when it comes down to handling their balls

These boys'll give it their all from hand to eye

Down the line super fine control

Backhand forehand underhand power plays

They'll be leaving all the opposition in a stunned daze

Fast man, they leave the rest behind

You find they always have the last laugh as the crowd roar

Music is sport

Music is sport

The feats are the test, they're like the musical Olympics

Or like grand final meets without the seats

It's band vs. band in an action packed day of non stop play off

Where's the fucking pay off?

One gets the mic, one makes the pass

One executes the play time for a Mexican wave

Crowd goes wild for racket skills

I teach lessons in regression but it sure don't pay the bills

What the hell we hitting for? Record companies keeping score

Trying to get those shiny plagued trophies for the office wall

Pumping out the hits to feed the media blitz

Now watch the swollen champs blow the champers

On bikini clad tits, busted through a banner backstage

High five and then we pray to God

Before we play to the throbbing mob

So, if you're ever on the sideline

Or sweating on the court, just remember my friends

Music is sport

Music is sport

Music is sport

Music is sport