Lab Rat

Jimmy every other day you know my mother's been ragging on me

You know Jesus Mary and Joseph you've tried every other way

Go to church put yourself in Christ hands, so I do man I figure

Give it a shot, I dig Jesus so I go man high mass a choir and

Everything. The first thing I see on the right the side alter

Are those little candles in the glass in the red glass we used

To use when it was windy up in the park to cook up and then this

Alter boy is coming down the aisle with this six foot candle and

I vision this huge spoon above it man with like shoping bags full of

Dope inside of it and then the kicker comes man the preist starts

Doing his thing with the incense you know starts wafting out

I'm in the back it finally hits me where do I know this smell

From man? I don't know man its the smell exactly of really

Premo dope cooking up

Yeah?

Exactly the same

So what happened next?

At that point I split, I went home, I went inside to closet got

My stash out of the inside pocket of my shark skin Easter suit

And... I... got stoned. Ba bing... ba bang. I love the ritual