Chapstick, Chapped Lips And Things Like Chemistry

Okay, so, who doesn't own a cell phone

Who brought back their permission slip

Because I know nobody wants to stay home

While the rest of us go out and make a day of it

Cause theme parks are so much more fun when the sun's outside

And I lost my phone to the lake beneath the batman ride

They're starting something, and I don't want to begin it

They're looking for trouble, but with me it won't be found

And I regret that I'm completely out of daytime minutes

And so I guess i'll have to wait a lot til 8 o'clock comes around

Okay, so, who doesn't own a cell phone

Well I don't need to ask my friends

Because I know mine was fastened to my jawbone

Thanks to all those nights and weekends

Cause theme parks are so much more fun when the sun's outside

And I lost my phone to the lake beneath the batman ride

They're starting something, and I don't want to begin it

They're looking for trouble, but with me it won't be found

And I regret that I'm completely out of daytime minutes

And so I guess i'll have to wait a lot til 8 o'clock comes around

When it comes to relationships (i'm the dumbest one)

And I don't mean just with girls (I mean with everyone)

Your illustrations always point out just whats wrong with me

It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like chemistry