Santa Claus Is Thumbing to Town

'Twas the night before Christmas

And up at the North Pole

Everybody's going crazy

Everything's out of control

The toy shop is on fire

The toys melting on the shelves

And you can hear Mrs. Clause screaming

"I warned you never trust those elves!"

Unless something drastic happens fast

Say hello to the ghost of Christmas past

Because, Rudolph's puking boughs of holly

Old Saint Nick ain't all that jolly

And the sleigh is in the shop

'Cause it's broken down

But Christmas won't stop

'Cause Santa Clause is thumbing to town

Uh, oh

Santa Clause is thumbing to town

Uh, oh

Santa Clause is thumbing to town

Uh, oh

Santa Clause is thumbing to town

Uh, oh

Very much to his disliking

Santa spent all night hitch-hiking

With a sign that reads, 'Ho, ho slow down'

Santa Clause is thumbing to town

So Kris Kringle started walkin'

Through the snow without his sleigh

Shed a tear for every stocking

That would be empty Christmas day

Unless something drastic happens fast

Say hello to the ghost of Christmas past

Because, Rudolph's puking boughs of holly

Old Saint Nick ain't all that jolly

And the sleigh is in the shop

'Cause it's broken down

But Christmas won't stop

'Cause Santa Clause is thumbing to town

Uh, oh

Santa Clause is thumbing to town

Uh, oh

Santa Clause is thumbing to town

Uh, oh

Santa Clause is thumbing to town

Uh, oh

Very much to his disliking

Santa spent all night hitch-hiking

With a sign that reads, 'Ho, ho slow down'

Santa Clause is thumbing to town

Santa Clause is thumbing to town