Voice Mail #1

That was a very loud beep

I don't even know if this is working

Mark, Mark, are you there

Are you screening your calls?, It's mom

We wanted to call and say we love you

And we'll miss you tomorrow

Cindy and the kids are here, send their love

Oh, I hope you like the hot plate

Just don't leave it on dear

When you leave the house, oh and Mark

We're sorry to hear that

Maureen dumped you, I say, 'C'est la vie'

So let her be a lesbian

There are other fishies in the sea

Love mom