Let Me Teach You How To Eat

Let me teach you how to eat

Teach you how to eat

Let me teach you how to eat

Teach you how to eat

How to marinate the meat

Marinate the meat

Let me teach you how to eat

Teach you how to eat

It's a culinary treat

Culinary treat

Let me teach you how to eat

Teach you how to eat

Let me teach you how to bake

Teach you how to bake

Let me teach you how to bake

Teach you how to bake

How to grill a strip steak

Grill a strip steak

Let me teach you how to bake

Teach you how to bake

We can bake a cake

Let me teach you how to bake

Teach you how to bake

I'll teach things that you never knew

How to choke a chicken and a make a meat stew

We can cook a taco in the middle of the street

And really feel good

Let me teach you how to eat

Teach you how to eat

Let me teach you how to shred

Teach you how to shred

Let me teach you how to shred

Teach you how to shred

Shredding lettuce by the head

Lettuce by the head

Let me teach you how to shred

Teach you how to shred

Make a yummy sweet bread

Let me teach you how to shred

Teach you how to shred

Let me teach you how to toast

Teach you how to toast

Let me teach you how to toast

Teach you how to toast

Make a bloody roast

Bloody red roast

Let me teach you how to toast

Teach you how to toast

Be the perfect party host

Perfect party host

Let me teach you how to toast

Teach you how to toast