Loaded Gun

My right hand holds a cold corona bottle

My left hand holds a half a fifth of Gin

My right arm reaches out for her love only

But my left arm still embraces a life of sin

My pockets they are stuffed with our rent money

And I'm spendin' it as fast as it will flow

And I'm thinkin' I'm a devil child or somethin'

Because I wanna go to bed with every girl I know

We had ourselves the sweetest little family

We laughed and sang and had a lot of fun

But I drowned it in a sea of stinkin' whiskey

And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun

My right hand holds a vial of tranquilizers

My left hand holds a loaded.38

I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance

But it's lookin' like she will have to wait

We had ourselves the sweetest little family

We laughed and sang and had a lot of fun

But I drowned it in a sea of stinkin' whiskey

And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun

And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun