March Of The Cosmetic Surgeons

Act 1, Scene 2, The Clinic of Dr. Krikstein. On a podium, Center,

MRS. RIPSTOCK-GEDDES is posing as Aphrodite, complete with water jug.

Enter Left DR. KRIKSTEIN, followed by his STUDENTS, marching Indian

file to the rhythm of the music

We nip and tuck, and we nip and tuck

And we nip and tuck, and we nip and tuck

And we nip and tuck all day

We liposuck, and we liposuck

And we liposuck, and we liposuck,

And we liposuck all day

Goddess, you are a goddess,

You are a legend, you are a monument

Goddess, you are a goddess,

You are bewitching, you are embodiment

Gone, tired and worn

See woman new born

See how the knife can free her

Who wouldn't want to be her

See her, see her

Once I was old, ugly I was told

Till that blessed day when I met Dr. Krikstein

Now my thighs are firm and thin,

No rolls beneath my chin

And my nose is an ode composed

By the blade of Dr. Krikstein

Dr. Krikstein

"Oh Doctor, what're you going to do with that?"

"Don't worry, my liebe, thass is just the latest rhinoplastic technology.

Just relax, it might hurt a teeny-weeny bit, uh!"

"Ohhhhhhh, oooooooh, ooooh"

We nip and tuck, and we nip and tuck

And we nip and tuck, and we nip and tuck

And we nip and tuck all day

We liposuck, and we liposuck

And we liposuck, and we liposuck,

And we liposuck all day

We stretch and snip, and we stretch and snip

And we stretch and snip, and we stretch and snip

And we stretch and snip all day

We hack and gouge, and we hack and gouge

And we hack and gouge, and we hack and gouge

And we hack and gouge all day

We nip and tuck, and we nip and tuck

And we nip and tuck, and we nip and tuck

And we nip and tuck all day

We liposuck, and we liposuck

And we liposuck, and we liposuck,

And we liposuck all day