If God Was A Woman

If God was a woman

With long blond hair

Would you kneel at her altar

And offer her prayer

Could she be your addiction

Could she make you sin

If God was a woman

And you were her man

If God was a woman

Would you be impressed

If she showed up in high heels

And a pretty red dress

Would you make a donation

Or would you draw the line

Would you yield to temptation

Or savor her wine

If God was a woman

She'd come like an angel

Or a devil in disguise

When she left in the morning

Would you lose your religion

Of kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye

If God was a woman

If God was a woman

Tell me who could we blame

Would she make Jesus righteous

Or completely insame

Of God was a woman

Would she kiss and tell

Would we wind up in heaven

Or would we all burn in hell

If God was a woman

She'd come like an angel

Or the devil in disguise, oh yeah

And if she left in the morning

Would you lose your religion

Or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye

If God was a woman

And you were her man, yeah

If God was a woman

Would she come like an angel

Or the devil in disguise, oh yeah

When she left in the morning

Would you lose your religion

Would you kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye

If God was a woman

If God was a woman

If God was a woman

If God was a woman

We'd all burn in hell

If God was

Woman, woman, woman, woman

If God was a woman

Tell me who would we blame

If God was a woman

If God was a woman

She'd drive us insane, yeah