My Funny Valentine

My funny valentine

My sweet comic valentine

You make me smile with my heart

Your looks they are laughable

They, they're un-photographable

But still, still you're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a little weak?

When you open it to speak, baby

Are you smart? Are you smart?

Please, don't change one hair for me

Not if you care for me

Stay my funny valentine, stay

Each day is my Valentine's Day