So Round, So Firm, So Fully Packed

So round, so firm, so fully packed, that's my gal

So complete front to back, that's my pal

Toasted by the sun and I'm a son of a gun

If she don't make my five o'clock shadow come around at one.

You can bet your boots had walked for miles through the snow

Just to see her tooth face smile they mentioned on the radio

If you don't think she's lot of fun just ask the man who once wants

So round, so firm, so fully packed, that's my gal.

So round, so firm, so fully packed, that's for me

She's just like a money bag guarantee

Like a barfly goes for drink, like the bobby socks go for Frank

And just like Jesse James, he'd go for money in the bank.

From head to toes she's a perfect size, she's a whiz

Always wears her forty-five gun that is

She's got a look that's so impressin', she's got furs that's sorta fashion

So round, so firm, so fully packed, that's my gal

If you don't think she's lot of fun just ask the man who once wants

So round so firm so fully packed that's my gal