I'm a Celebrity

I'm a celebrity

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I'm a celebrity

A 5-star fame junkie

I binge then I diet, I vomit on the quiet

I'm a role model you see

I'm a celebrity

Plucked from obscurity

Now that I'm in it, with my 15 minutes

It's all about me, me, me

It's my life

I dream about it day and night

It's my life

I dream about it day and night

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I'm a celebrity

You'll find me in the lavatory

I powder my nose, you know how it goes

It's all in my biography

It's my life

I dream about it day and night

It's my life

I dream about it day and night

I'm a celebrity

It doesn't get better, it doesn't get better than this

It doesn't get better, it doesn't get better than this

I'm a celebrity

Unknown sexuality

She shares my limo, but he shares my pillow

Welcome to reality

I'm a celebrity

When it goes tits up you'll see

I'll kiss and tell, they'll all run like hell

Yes, I'm a celebrity

It's my life

I dream about it day and night

It's my life

I dream about it day and night

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I'm a celebrity