Get That Man a Beer

Well, I heard they got married and they bought a little place

He worked nights, and she worked days

And they had two mean kids

His old dog and her wandering eyes

Well, I heard she's up to her old tricks again

And she did what she did to me to him

And the whole town knew it

Hell, I guess I dodged a bullet

So, if you find a dive down in Cartersville, Georgia

There's a dude with a bulldog's tattoo in the corner

Of the bar

With a scar

On his left eye:

It's from a mean right hook of mine

He got my girl and a few good licks in

It broke my heart but that was back then

And I figured out later

That he might've did me a favor

So, if you ever get that chance, won't you get that man a beer?

Well, I can see him there and he's sitting in the same ole stool

That I broke in when she broke me in two

And looking back now

Well, I reckon I owe him a round

So, if you find a dive down in Cartersville, Georgia

There's a dude with a bulldog's tattoo in the corner

Of the bar

With a scar

On his left eye:

It's from a mean right hook of mine

He got my girl and a few good licks in

It broke my heart but that was back then

And I figured out later

He might've did me a favor

So, if you ever get that chance, won't you get that man a beer?

If you find a dive down in Cartersville, Georgia

There's a dude with a bulldog's tattoo in the corner

Of the bar

With a scar

On his left eye:

It's from a mean right hook of mine

He got my girl and a few good licks in

It broke my heart but that was back then

And I figured out later

He might've did me a favor

So, if you ever get that chance, won't you get that man a beer?

Yeah, somebody, get that man a beer