Hopeless

When I woke up this morning

Much to my surprise

The sun was going down

And I was still alive

I looked into the mirror

And according to my eyes

The Martians have invaded

It's hopeless

I went to see my doctor

To ask him what to do

Depending on the

Diagnosis

I said, "Doc, I'm seeing double

And how are both of you?"

No cause for alarm

It's hopeless

You don't stand a chance

It's hopeless

Everybody dance

Well, there's paradise and doomsday

It depends on which comes first

There's inner peace

Through meditation

There's optimists and pessimists

I don't know which is worse

But the yogi mow mow, but the yogi mow mow

It's hopeless

The solution has been dissolved

The crisis has been resolved

There's no need to change your plans

It's a hopeless situation

For tomorrow is another day

And everything will be okay

And by the way

It's hopeless, hopeless