Oh My My

I phoned up my doctor

To see what's the matter

He said, "Come on over"

I said, "Do I have to?"

My knees started shaking

My wrists started aching

When my doctor said to me

Oh my my, oh my my

You can boogie, you can slide

Oh my my, oh my my

You can boogie if you try

Oh my my, oh my my

It's guaranteed to keep you alive

The head nurse

She blew it just like a tornado

When they started dancing

I jumped off the table

My lips started healing

And as I was leaving

This is what they said to me

Yeah, oh my my, oh my my

You can boogie, you can slide

Oh my my, oh my my

You can boogie, you can fly

Oh my my, oh my my

It's guaranteed to keep you alive

Now if you should slow down

And you're feeling low down

Don't call up your doctor

Just grab you a partner

I've got your prescription

It's what you've been missing

That boogie woogie remedy

Hey, oh my my, oh my my

You can boogie, you can slide

Oh my my, oh my my

We can boogie till we die

Oh my my, oh my my

It's guaranteed to keep you alive

Hey, oh my my, oh my my

You can boogie, you can slide

Oh my my, oh my my

We can boogie, we can fly

Oh my my, oh my my

Can you boogie, can you fly?

Oh my my, oh my my

We can boogie, we can fly

Oh my my, oh my my

It's guaranteed to keep you alive