Plan 13

Lucy went out on a date, they parked in Lover's Lane

Makin' out to Dion and the radio broke in

Said a one-armed lunatic was on the loose and Lucy freaked

Peeled out, tires spinnin' crazy, that's what we call Plan 13

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Back as themselves, back at Lucy's, under the street lights

Lucy walked around the car to kiss her goon goodnight

A bloody hook was hangin' from the handle gleamin', out of scene

Lucy dropped dead on the spot, man that's what we call Plan 13

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Go!

Sue was babysitting, getting freaky calls all night

The operator said, "We'll trace him, keep him on the line"

Call came in, "He's upstairs in the house!" the operator screamed

Sue ran out, the cops showed up, the kids were dead, that's Plan 13

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