Deceptacon

Microwave yourself today

Save you for a rainy day

Hello deceptacon

This will not be going away

From all us there

To all over here

We wish you all of the best

All of the year, she said

Well he's never been quite right

And I know

We'll be steppin' on eggshells tonight

And all over Britain

We wait for permission

To form another queue

We stand in position

Though somebody's missing

And that somebody's you

But what can I do?

I love you but I don't like you right now

Was all she had to say

Hello deceptacon

I will not be going away

From all of us here

To all over there

We wish you all of the best

All of the year, she said

Only you can make it right

But I've stopped

Stepping on eggshells tonight

And all over Britain

We wait for permission

To form another queue

We stand in position

Though somebody's missing

And that somebody's you

But what can I do?

Send my best to all concerned

I know I've been a gracious host

Goodbye deceptacon

Who are you?

Who are you?

Who are you?

What are you, to me?

What can I do for you?

What can you do for me?

Who are you?

What are you, to me?