Kids

1. Me no bubbletious

Me smoke heavy tar

Me be groovin' slowly where you are

Notify your next of kin

'Cause you're never coming back

I've been dropping beats since Back in Black

R: And we'll paint by numbers

'Til something sticks

Don't mind doing it for the kids

(So come on) jump on board

Take a ride (yeah)

(You'll be doin' it all right)

Jump on board feel the high

'Cause the kids are alright

2. You've got a reputation

Well I guess that can be explored

You're dancing with the chairman of the board

Take a ride on my twelve cylinder symphony

But if you got other plans

The purpose of a woman is to love her man

R: And we'll paint by numbers

'Til something sticks

Don't mind doing it for the kids

(So come on) jump on board

Take a ride (yeah)

(Doin' it all right)

Jump on board feel the high

'Cause the kids are alright

I'm gonna give it all of my loving

It's gonna take up all of my love (4x)

3. Come down from the ceiling

I didn't mean to get so high

I couldn't do what I wanted to do when my lips were dry

You can't just up and leave me

I'm a singer in a band

Well I like drummers baby you're not my bag

(So come on) Jump on board

Take a ride, yeah

(You'll be doin' it all right)

Jump on board feel the high, yeah (2x)

*: I'm an honorary Sean Connery, born '74

There's only one of me

Single-handedly raising the economy

Ain't no chance of the record company dropping me

Press be asking do I care for sodomy

I don't know, yeah, probably

I've been looking for serial monogamy

Not some bird that looks like Billy Connolly

But for now I'm down for ornithology

Grab your binoculars, come follow me