Your Gay Friend

Woohoo!

Hey hey here comes no-one

Another friend to have a go on

And she asks me do I miss her when shes gone

And I reply as much as I miss anyone

Oh! Woohoo

And I'll be your gay friend

'Cause your marriage never ends

Till we fuck and fight again

Theres a space between us

So jump into my bed

Pretend the world is dead

And always in my head

Is a face between us

Hey lord forgive us if we're wrong

Make sure that he never hears this song

And she says that I'm the opposite of a hallmark card

She asks me how I'm feeling well

I don't want to think that hard

Oh! Woohoo!

And I'll be your gay friend

'Cause your marriage never ends

Till we fuck and fight again

Theres a space between us

Jump into my bed

Pretend the world is dead

And always in my head

Is a face between us

It's the late show now

How does the late show end?

Well if God is in, the details

Thank God that you're my friend

I have a friend again

You're my friend again

My gay friend

Oh! Woohoo! Erhh

So jump into my bed

Pretend the world is dead

And always in my head

Is a face between us

And I'll be your gay friend

As your marriage never ends

Till we fuck and fight again

There's a space between us

Oh! Woohoo!