Chance To Buy An Island

Chance to buy an island- I'll sell it to you

It's not so bad

Check out the "FOR SALE" sign- It's for you

And hey, it's really nice

Can I offer you a find?

Can I oil your rusty mind?

If I tell you all I know

Can I pack it up and go?

And now you're ten years colder

At least you're alive

And that's not too bad

And you can't afford an island

Put it up for sale

And hey, don't think twice