Give Me A Spanner Ralph

You know one time I knew a guy called Ralph

Seems like a really long time ago now, but

He was a friend

Well there's guys like Hoyst

That gotta be moist

Girls like Joanna

With a modern day manner

Mamas like Joyce

With her turned up voice

The eyes-apple handles

That taste of a triple banana

Oh, Ralph, give me a spanner

That's what I want

Well, there's guys like Raymond

That gotta be dim

Cats like John

That gotta be dumb

Unlike him

You come in

With the guys that can handle the pace of a young iguana

Please, Ralph, give me a spanner

Come on, Ralph, that's what I want