Superman

One, two

What?

Three four!

Superman, superman, crunchy little superman

Found you in a Corn Flakes box

Nourished you in privacy

Touched the parts you couldn't reach

You improved immediately

She's a squeaking head on a pleasure box

And the boys don't understand

It took the Holy Roman Empire

Just to get you by my side

And I'm gonna be more careful with you

Aren't I?

Superman, superman, let her settle gradually

On the fire extinguisher

You provided thoughtfully

In the river on a punt

Underneath the willow tree

She's a squeaking head on a pleasure box

And the boys don't understand

It took the Holy Roman Empire

Just to keep you satisfied

And I'm gonna be more careful with you

Obviously

You'd better believe it

You'd better believe it

You'd better believe it

You'd better believe it

You'd better believe it

You'd better believe it