The Cars She Used To Drive

She always laughs about the cars she used to drive

Pretends they're older than they were

She never crashed them so to this day they survive

And she's got sugar in her fur

I get run over by the cars she used to drive

They recognize me in the street

I glue my arms and legs back on so I survive

She giggles underneath the sheet

She doesn't care about the cars she used to drive

She gets a new one every year

She shuts her past out, that's the way she stays alive

Keep changing oil and changing gear