The Man Song

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The Man Song!

(He's the man!)

(He's the man!)

I don't take no crap from anybody

I wear the pants around here

Cuz I'm a guy you don't wanna fight

I'm the man of this house

(He's the man!)

(He's the man!)

What I say goes around here

And I don't wanna hear a lot of whining

The sooner you learn who's Boss around here

Cuz I'm Head-Honcho around here

(He's the man!)

(He's the man!)

And I can have sex anytime

Cuz I'm a man who has needs

And don't expect any flowers from me

I'm the King of my castle

(He's the man!)

(He's the man!)

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want

And I'll come home when I'm good and ready

Cuz a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

Because I'm Top dog around here

(He's the man!)

(He's the man!)

(You the man!)