The Pubic Hair Song

Well life on a crotch is kinda laid back

Watching them peckers try to get in her crack

I get messy when they slip me off the track

THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR!

Well she fluffs me up when she's going on a date

Tosses me aside when she gonna masterbate

Scratches me to death if her period's late

THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR!

When she's not feeling horny and she uses vaseline

Takes a little shower and rubs me clean

I'll appreciate it when I'm covered with cream

THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR!

Well I like it when they eat

But I dont like when they diddle

I get touched when you pound on her middle

Curl right up when she takes a little piddle

THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR!