The Logical Song

When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful,

a miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical.

And all the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing

so happily,

oh joyfully, oh playfully watching me.

But then they send me away to teach me how to be

sensible,

logical, oh responsible, practical.

And then they showed me a world where I could be so

dependable,

oh clinical, oh intellectual, cynical.

There are times when all the world's asleep,

the questions run too deep

for such a simple man.

Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned

I know it sounds absurd

but please tell me who I am.

And then what would you say that we're calling you a

radical,

a liberal, oh fanatical, criminal.

Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're

acceptable, respectable, oh presentable, a vegetable!

But at night, when all the world's asleep,

the questions run so deep

for such a simple man.

Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned

I know it sounds absurd

but please tell me who I am,

Who I am x 3 !!!