A Nation of Haircuts

God help us all we're a nation of haircuts

How can you ever stand tall in a nation of haircuts

We don't make ships and we don't make cars

But we look real good hangin' out in bars

You better never grow old in a nation of haircuts

Or you'll be out in the cold in a nation of haircuts

No point of view in a nation of haircuts

Fashion rules in a nation of haircuts

Check your shoes

Check your hair

Last weeks thing - oh dear

But we salute you

All you groovy dudes

Yeah we salute you

You're so fucking cool

Check your threads, check your cred but you better not smile

Don't move too quick, you might spoil your hairstyle

No point of view in a nation of haircuts

Fashion rules in a nation of haircuts

Check your shoes

Check your hair

Looking good - yeah

But we salute you

All you groovy dudes

Yeah we salute you

You're so fucking cool

You gotta drink the right drink in a nation of haircuts

You better watch what you think in a nation of haircuts

No point of view in a nation of haircuts

Fashion rules in a nation of haircuts

A nation of haircuts

(Mine's a saucer of cream)