Scottish Handcuffs

Brooklyn, New York, hanging out at Duff's

Everywhere we go we wear Scottish Handcuffs

In Switzerland in Bern one pissed a Bed

We even got a pic in Kiev with Shrek

We meet new friends in a lot of crazy places

Double fisted having fun, and end up with shitfaces

Are you Guns 'n Roses? Do you need a light?

Leave Madam Satan, Those guys wanna fight

Stripclubs and a nudybar

Building a pit in the back of your car

Almost arrested with a police colt

Not playing Rio with 60 Volt

With you're head through the ceiling

Snuff Jдgermeister for the feeling

Missing Flights, there were Russian women, so fuck it!

Sleeping in the Projects with cash in my pocket

Junks shitting in trashcans

People got beheaded

Flippin our van in a Mexican desert

Monkeys in jeans on the "Red Square"

Feeding Vegetarians a fucking lot of meat

Playing everywhere we can with our Groovy Gore Beat

Be double fisted or wear your Scottish chain

Be drunk and ginding and I'm sure we'll meet again!