Third Rate Romance

Sitting at a tiny table in a Ritzy restaurant

She was staring at her coffee cup

He was trying to keep his courage up by applying booze

Talk was small when they talked at all

They both knew what they wanted

There was no need to talk about it

They were old enough to scope it out

And keep it loose

She said, "You don't look like my type but I guess you'll do"

Third rate romance, low rent rendezvous

He said, "I'll even tell you that I love you if you want me to"

Third rate romance, low rent rendezvous

They left the bar, they got in his car and they drove away

They drove to the Family Inn

She didn't even have to pretend, she didn't know what for

He went to the desk and made his request while she waited outside

He came back with the key

She said, "Give it to me and I'll unlock the door"

She kept saying, "I've never really done

This kind of thing before, have you?"

Third rate romance, low rent rendezvous

He said, "Yes I have but only a time or two"

Third rate romance, low rent rendezvous

Third rate romance, low rent rendezvous

Third rate romance, low rent rendezvous