Barflies At The Beach

Alright you bums, listen up

Sun tan oil don't go good with a three piece suit

You know makes it all oily and stoopid lookin' hu hu

Alright all you swing cats

Let's try somethin' new

Drag your elbows off the bar

And your can from the old barstool

There's a place called the ocean

Probably heard about in school

Well, they ain't got no martinis there

But man, it's really cool

Guess what barfly buddies

Got womens down there too

But that's for romp so Romeo

That dummy ain't got a clue

And just for viewing pleasure

Head down by the pier

And think of all the dough you'll save

On whiskey, gin and beer, mom's cool

Now the moral of this story

There's more to life than jazz and bars

So plop your ass down in the sand

And look up at the stars

And if you're feelin' homesick

Bring a showgirl or two

Toss 'em out a volleyball

And hey, enjoy the view

What's that? Thats a shell

Thats what your little sister is gonna come out of

When I say to ya

You understand what I'm sayin' bum

Oh, don't stay swimmin' out there

Hey thats a dolphin, you know Flipper

Thats what they make the tuna sandwiches outta, to make 'em taste

They sell 'em at the Deli

You know what I'm talking about