Canada

Hello

This is a public service announcement from the Government of Canada

The Canada is what happens when you put French people in the woods

Ha ha

Canada

Is only there till they do something we don't like

I'd like to see them start a fight some day

We'd probably beat them to the ground by 6AM, eh

Across the bridge

Them lumberjacks are pulling syrup out of trees

They try to talk but all they know is French

Their claim to fame is being north of the US, yes

In Canada

The eskimos all seem to be frozen in time

And no one knows just who their leaders are

All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag, fa-a-a-ags

Canada

Is only there till they do something we don't like

I'd like to see them run their mouth at us one day

They'd probably be wiped off the map that very night, ni-i-i-ight

Yo it's cold

The royal police riding horses fighting crime

They funny hats and pants demand respect

Just break the law and you'll be fine if you can drive, dri-i-i-ive

I hate the queen

They ruined basketball with a Toronto team

They all statistically have smaller boobs

Gained independence from the queen in '82, 1982

Canada

Is kinda cold, a bomb could be kind of nice

They ruined bacon and they harvest ice

They hit baby seals and that ain't nice, not not not nice

Canada

Is only there till they do something we don't like

I'd like to see them start a fight some day

They're only there till they do something we don't like, li-i-i-ike

Homos

Seems like we should be telling them what to do

The metric system isn't very cool

Them park rangers wanna take care of a moose, moo-oo-oo-oose

Michael J. Fox

Your shaky ass ain't made a movie that I liked

Ok, I guess Back to the Future was okay

But Bryan Adams should have,

But Bryan Adams should have,

But Bryan should have stayed in

Canada

The eskimos all seem to be frozen in time

And no one knows just who their leaders are

All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag, fa-a-a-ags

Canada

Is kinda cold, a bomb could be kind of nice

They ruined bacon and they harvest ice

They hit baby seals and that ain't nice, not not not nice

Canada

Is only there till they do something we don't like

They're only there till they do something we don't like

They're only there till they do something we don't like