Everything Is Racist

Everything is racist

Everything is racist according to me

Everything is racist

In 2017

Everything is bigger when it makes you triggered

If you find if offensive, it's micro-aggression

It's gotta be censored

We'll be safe from the truth, from bad things

We'll be Nazi Germany

Everything is racist

Everything is racist according to me

Everything is racist

In 2018

Tres, Dos, Uno. (Ehh?)

Have you heard the truth?

I'm tryna escape it

Everything's bad, cuz everything's racist.

Shirts, Go Fish, strawberry smoothies

All the Blowfish (especially Hootie)

Everything you say is insanely racist

Every single day the racism's outrageous

You know who needs Sensitivity Training?

Every single name in the Yellow Pages

Cats, dogs, felines, bitches, Kool-Aid, Michael Jackson, chicken, chicken, (chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken...)

Every word is "nigger" when it makes you triggered

If you find it offensive, it's micro-aggression

It's gotta be censored

We'll be safe from uncomfortable things

We'll be Fascist Italy

Everything is racist

Everything is racist according to me

Everything is racist

In 2019

Jesus Christ, hyperlinks

Birthdays at ice skating rinks

Suit & tie, expensive drinks

You know what's racist? kitchen sinks

iPhone charger

Broccoli

The old guy from Monopoly

Tex-Mex, a dog named Rex

Any form of human sex

Eggs, kegs, legs

They're racist

Cars, stars, and jars

They're racist

God, and cod

Your mom

Is racist

Everything you see or think or say is gay

And racist

I pledge allegiance to the fascist Unites States Universities

To mute all the buzzwords that make me sad

One day we'll silence them all, and liberty will be flushed down the toilet

Everything is racist

Everything is racist according to me

Everything is racist

In 2020