Herro

Herro

I'm Chinese

I was wondering if you would like

Some beef with broccoli

I come over from Beijing

I play ping pong and pray to Buddha

And say ching chong chong ching

Herro

You want sake?

Or you want California dragon roll

With ginger and wasabi

If you're hungry

Call me

I get you table in my restaurant

With free fortune cookie

There's a small difference

Between lunch

And dinner price

Herro from the Far East Side

Our wall goes for a thousand miles

Our children make Nikes

And sing Christmas songs

And Kim Jong Un leads us

We dream of his dong

Herro from the Far East Side

I like eggrolls, I cannot lie

I sell you calamari with pepper and salt

Little House on the Prairie is my favorite show

In the world

Herro

How are you?

It's so typical of me to talk about soy sauce

I sorry

I don't feel too well

Ever since I ate that orange chicken

I can't take a crap

Ancient secret

Of the orange sauce

Mix cum with clementine

Herro from the Far East Side

I also selling child brides

I sell you my daughter for 20 Remninbi

That's like 100 dollar

She hardly ever cries

Herro from the Laos side

My people have Laosian pride

We killed 2 million thousand in 1969

And the ones we didn't kill

We made sit outside

On the floor

Uh, one, two, three

South Korea don't got shit on me

I from the hood

I rap real good

Nuclear war?

I wish a bitch would

Rewind and listen again

I get mad pussy

You kiss men

Please leave message when you call

Stupid Mongolians breaking my wall

Herro from the Far East Side

I sometimes blow another guy

I still use Compuserve, Windows 3.1

And I love Filipinos

But I don't like Taiwan

Herro from the Far East Side

I chilling on a water slide

I do your dry cleaning

At the Dry Cleaner Mart

And I know math and science

Because Asians are smart

Benihana

Is good

Herro

Oh shit, the song's over