Hitler's Suicide Note

Everyone at my school called me a fag

At home I was lied to blowing my dad

So now I would like to, kill all of the jews

I just saw my gas bill and I want to die

But before I go, I will tell you good bye

I will be back someday in the form of Tom Cruise

In another life

I will take the world

I will make it wonderbar for all the white people

If your not a white

I will make you slave

Turn you to soap and wash my schwanzstucker on ur face

I know it sounds gay

I could have lived my life in a better way

I could have been nicer to gypsies and gays

People in the wheelchairs I never should have raped

I know this now

Why did I put numbers tattoos on jews

However could I know that 3rd reich would lose

Now that numbers for how much the jews will sue

But in another life

I will gas them all

I will gas the jews that sell the jewelry at the mall

In another life

I will make it great

Until then Melvin Gibsonstein will show the world the way

He'll show you all the way

I want

To take over the world

Kill all the gays

It would be very great

If I could only change 1 thing in life it'd be

I'd go and put a gas chamber in Italy

I could have killed grandparents of Pauly D

But now, but now it's much too late

But in another life

I will take the world

I will make it wonderbar for all the white people

If your not a white

I will make you slave

Turn you to soap and wash my schwanzstucker on ur face

I know it sounds gay

I want

To take over the world

Kill all the gays

In another life

I will make it great

Until then Melvin Gibsonstein will show the world the way

Justin Bieber is gay