I Have a Little Cock

I've got the smallest cock that anyone has ever had

My cock is so damn small that it gets lost in my hand

When I fuck women with it, they never know when I begin

When I fuck women with it, they always ask "is it in?"

I have a little cock, a cock, a cock

I have a little cock, have a little cock, little cock

It's just a real small micro wee, little cock, a cock, a cock

My itty bitty little cock, it's just the right girth

To pick a double bolted lock (it's just the right girth)

My itty bitty little cock, it's just the right length

To stick in a new baby sock (it's just the right length)

It's not the size that counts (it's how the ship moves)

It's how u make the water rock

It's not the size that counts (which is great cause)

I have a really little cock

I drive a really big car to compensate for other things

I have an angry big dog, he's really loud and really mean

I watch a lot of news shows, I stand and scream at my TV

("U fuckin asshole Peirs Morgan!")

I don't want no black neighbors, they raise the cock size average on the street (and the crime rate)

I have a little cock, a cock, a cock

I have a little cock, have a little cock, little cock

It's just a real small micro wee, little cock, a cock, a cock

My itty bitty little cock makes me entitled

To a handicap parking spot (makes me entitled)

I scream at the top of my lungs when I am at church

Hey Jesus fuckin thanks a lot (when I am at church)

When bitches see my cock it doesn't end well

They always tryin not to laugh

When bitches see my cock they always say well

That really does explain a lot

I have a little cock

They say size matters (it does not)

What really matters is how you handle what life throws at you

I'm embarrased when I'm standing in the bathroom by the pisser

With no divider in between em and I'm standing next to a black dude

Cock, a cock, a cock, I have a little cock, have a little cock, little cock

It's just a real small micro wee, little cock, a cock, a cock

My itty bitty little cock, it's just the right girth

To pick a double bolted lock (it's just the right girth)

My itty bitty little cock, it's just the right length

To stick in a new baby sock (it's just the right length)

It's not the size that counts (it's how the ship moves)

It's how you make the water rock

It's not the size that counts (which is great cause)

I have a really little cock

I have a small wee wee