I Know That You'll Miss Obama

We know

It's been pretty fun for me

Smoking presidential tree

On the White House balcony

And on the porch (monk-keys)

Crackers always be hatin'

On the color of my skin

I'm in the Rose Garden outside

Where weed grows

I put a man on Mars

Stealed a couple cars

And legalized backhanding girls

So they know you're in charge

I shortened the workday (for me)

And smoked a blunt with Dre

And told Korean boy he's gay

I know that you'll miss Obama

Don't lie, you gon' miss the drama

We had fried chicken every night for supper

With a side of beans

I know that you'll miss Obama

I stole your brand new Hummer

I smoked with the Roots fat drummer

Yeah, that shit was sweet

I blowed up all the world

And I stole all their fucking gold

I told the whole UN

That the world's too fucking cold (or something)

I said to Hillary

She can suck on my penis ho (blow me bro)

Dancing and sniffing coke

Slapping and beating hoes

I choked

And had sex with girls I liked

Most of them were not my wife

She was teaching black kids to eat white

I played golf

And sold grape soda on the side

And gave gay people marriage rights

I love LGBTs, Mexicans, and dykes

My game is really sharp

My skin is really dark

I used to hang

And sell cocaine

Outside of Rucka Park

Got bitches on the phone

Got snitches on the drone

Got a drone, got a drone, got a drone

I know that you'll miss Obama

I killed my cousin Osama

I chilled with a sick old llama

Jail is where I've been

I know that you'll miss Obama

I blew up the disco-rama

I pray to Saddam Mohammad

Paul Abdul Wakeem

Bono, Bono, Bono, Bono, Bono, Bono, Bono is gay

Bono, Bono, Bono, Bono, Bono, Bono, Bono is gay

Blasting countries that don't

Have libraries and roads (how it goes)

Blasting countries that won't

Can't seem to find their clothes

(we're gonna need some clothes)

Haven't paid my bills lately

Haven't seen my kids lately (we're not that close)

Blazing on the daily

With some pills and Baileys (this is how I get down)

I have a few grams of coke

I share it with average folks (hit me up for coke)

I sell crack to the average Joe

I lowered the tax on dope (I lowered that shit, yo)

If you're glad to see me go

It's too bad we didn't flow (too bad we didn't flow)

If you voted against me I know

I wrote it down and keep it close

I had your votes deleted, though

So you didn't even need to vote

Dancing and sniffing coke

Slapping and beating hoes

I know that you'll miss Obama

I was born in the Bahamas

My dad never met my mama

He was Bill Cosby

I know that you'll miss Obama

Don't lie, you gon' miss the drama

I'm black and my dick is larger

Ask your bitch for me

I blowed up lots of folks

And I gave them iPads and soap

I'd like to invite all of you over

For fried meat loaf

I hope you enjoyed the great

American Dark Dark Age (get it?)

I know you'll miss the days

When I ran the United States (I'm broke)