Lyrics Rucka Rucka ALI

Rucka Rucka ALI

iLost My Jobs

I heard

Steve Jobs got some

AIDS and died, and he

left behind billions of

Dave Matthews fans

I heard

good ol' Steve

joined the flowers, grass and trees,

well thats according to them gay hippies!

He was actually fed to Bill Gates to eat!

And I broke

down and cried and I

prayed to God, "Jesus,

will you get us by

til they drop the iPhone Dildo 5?"

And the turtleneck that your wore with such pride,

made me think you prolly sleep with guys

And I heard that you're an adopted Arab

Go tell Uncle Osama I said hi...

No one's life touched more

hipster white Jews...

Drinking Starbucks,

listening

to U2

I know your somewhere

out there,

wearing some sandals

made from hemp

Some Apple users are gay,

But most of them are bi...

Some Apple users are gay,

But most of them blow guys

When I go the Apple store

I ask for somethin' I can use for e-mail and porn

And some faggot talks me into gettin' something more

And my farm got nowhere I could plug in the cord!

And I end up leaving there with two iPads

and a 2 year Genius blow job plan

And a T-shirt that says 'Obama Fan'

and a coupon for transgender pants

And I'll be taking me a shit on my own front porch,

and I get a call on my iPod

And they say

"This is Mr. Macintosh

and you agreed to suck my balls

I'm coming over now to touch your cock!"

No one touched more bi-

-sexual white Jews

Blocks of faggots waiting for

iPad 2

When I turn on my PC,

iTunes keeps reminding me

that there's a new version of

their service now for free

If Stevie was here,

we'd have us some beer,

and talk bout the times that we had

And Bill would come too

He looks like a Jew

My grandpa is also my dad

No one's life meant more

to hipster white jews

Driving hybrids

Knitting belts

and shoes

Groom your mustache, you fags

Come around me and I'll beat your ass

Some Apple users eat sushi with soy milk and those are the facts

No one touched more bi-

-sexual white Jews

Drinking lattes

sending cash

To Darfur

And if Steve Jobs is in Hell,

He probably gotta use the computers he sells,

Some Apple users like blowing each other

while using a Mac

Some Apple users are gay,

But none of them are black

Now what you wanna do right now

In honor of Steve Jobs' life,

Please let's all buy this song on iTunes,

It's the way Steve would have wanted it.

You're my boy, Blue!