Lyrics Rucka Rucka ALI

Rucka Rucka ALI

Kim Jong Un Song

Ching chang chong!

I'm Kim Jong Un!

Got a mushroom cloud

4 u!

I got a missile now,

I'm gonna blow u up!

Gonna blow u up!

[2x]

I got some sorta

big missile for ya.

It goes so far

it hits California.

The whole wide world's

gonna go up in flames,

when Obama calls up,

I take the phone and say

Ching chang chong!

I'm Kim Jong Un!

Got a mushroom cloud

4 u!

You're a BLACK MAN

gimme all your fried watermelon

and ur chicken right now!

Got a small little penis

but my missile is large,

you would think my dick's bigger

when I'm dropping it!

So, ching chang chong!

I'm Kim Jong Un!

Got a mushroom cloud

4 u!

I got a missile now,

I'm gonna blow u up!

Gonna blow u up!

[2x]

Got a couple nunchuckers,

theme park for torture,

I SAID NUKE THE CHINESE!

I MEANT MICROWAVE SUPPER!

I bomb China

but the button got stuck,

AH FUCK!

BETTER DUCK!

HERE, FORTUNE COOKIE 4 LUCK!

Ching chang chong!

I'm Kim Jong Un!

Got a mushroom cloud

4 u!

Gonna bomb ur city

while ur sitting there

shitting out a

Chicken wonton

Got a small

Philippenis

and my missile

is LARGE!

you would think my

dick's bigger when I'm

dropping it.

So, ching chang chong!

I'm Kim Jong Un!

Got a mushroom cloud

4 u!

I'm showing up,

I'm blowing up,

I'm throwing out

all night!

Some would say

I'm acting out

'coz my daddy died.

I touch a girl, I touch a boy,

It's North Korean pride!

I eat dog with my young

13 year old bride.

I drink my cognac

I smoke crack

them bitches be like

"Oh, crap!"

I like biking and dry cleaning

my friend Dennis is so black (Black, Black)

Hillary, you're a pretty little fat dyke.

I wanna see you on my penis with a flashlight.

Looking 4 my daughter

on South Korean border.

'coz Ching chang chong!

I'm Kim Jong Un!

Gonna BLOW U, BLOW U,

GOD DAMMIT!

MOM!!!!!!!!

Ching chang chong!

I'm Kim Jong Un!

Got a mushroom cloud

4 u!

I'm a black ass nigga,

everybody sing wit me

let's get jiggy right now,

I'm gonna rape these women,

while the rest of you

STARVE!!!!

If I had sum more dinner,

I'd give you NONE OF IT!

Ching chang chong!

I'm Kim Jong Un!

Got a mushroom cloud

4 u!

I got a missile now,

I'm gonna blow u up!

Gonna blow u up!

(mushroom cloud 4 u)

I got a missile now,

I'm gonna blow u up!

Gonna blow u up!

(mushroom cloud 4 u)

I got a missile now,

I'm gonna blow u up!

Gonna blow u up!

I am the Chinese Cartman