(Probably) Racist Intro

The following album contains lyrics which may be found offensive by black people, Jews, Mexicans, terrorists, Canadians, and all types of Chinese-eses. All celebrity similarities are coincidental or parodic in nature. This album contains prophecies from the lost scrolls of Africa, delivered to us by Osama himself.

Black people, black people, black people

I want to hide from black people

They want to steal my bike

I have to run from black people

I'm scared of them outside at night