Russia's Gay
R-R-R-R-R-Russia is gay
Russia's gay
In it everyone has AIDS,
and they all got it from butt sex
Their president finger bangs,
them little kids
I, wait so long,
in za snow,
for one little piece of bread (of bread)
And I (I),
have been drunk (drunk),
since I was born (born)
And I keep Mongolians in a cage
I'm poor
and I sold my child for a sip of vodka
My wife is named
Svetlana Borshtynskovskiska
At my space station (space station)
we try to send,
a cardboard box,
up into za sky
When the wall came down,
and them Russians rushed out,
it was a day when freedom won
If Mister Putin wants to invade Georgia,
we'll be waitin' here with guns
I live in Atlanta
Russia's gay
They suck a lot of long dicks,
on the internet
Russia's gay
They like to touch on young boys,
a little bit
Russia's gay
and they all got it from butt sex
R-R-Russia is gay
I, eat sour dogh
It no good
I have never seen a real black man (black man)
And I, (I),
have ten kids, I can't feed
I hope we fight in nuclear war
DA!
I hope I eat a piece of fish for dinner
We have a wall to keep my people in here
The KGB, arrestin' me, 'cause they catch me touchin' myself
Tell the troops, right now
Time to bomb Moscow
Fun time and games are done
We should kill them Ruskis,
and take their land
Cause it's far from Mexico
This one's for 9/11
Russia's gay
It looks like CandyLand
And the palace is plastic
They wear them dumb fucked up hats
with fur on it
Russia's gay
In it, everyone has AIDS
and they all got it from butt sex
R-R-R-R-R-Russia's gay
Hey! Let me tell you right now
Them Russians ain't gonna take Vietnam,
Not without me in charge
I, got a mail order bride
Came here in a box, from Petersburg,
She left her fuckin' kid to starve
Hey, Mister Obama,
get your club and go have a word with Medvedev,
Get 'em good in the chest
And tell Mister Ching Chang Chong,
if he wants to get involved,
all of your missiles,
won't add inches to your penis
When the wall came down,
and them Russians rushed out
it was a day when freedom won
But then when David Hasselhoff,
started singin' on cars,
they were puttin' the wall back up
'CAUSE BABY, RUSSIA'S FUCKIN' GAY!
Russia's gay
In it everyone has AIDS,
and they all got it from buttsex
Russia's gay
In it everyone has AIDS,
and they all got it from buttsex
R-R-R-R-Russia is gay