Second Coming

Ay, yar

This be the story of baby Jesus

Jesus was (hiccup)

Jesus was sailing his manger on the seven seas (He was?)

It was then that the great Muslim prophet, Jesus

Told the Jews "You better stop eating Chinese food on Thee birthday"

But the Jews, being Jews, would not stop going to the f**king movies on Christmas

Nor would they cease to order Chinese food

So Jesus hopped on his magical dinosaur

And went to the moon, where he met with Obama and Hitler,

To plan out the next 2000 years, yar

Jesus skowered the seven seas for forty days and forty nights

After being swallowed by a fish, he was reborn

And met Kanye,

Who was gay

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