Sweatshop

Oh hello

You can call me DJ not nice

I have big opportunity to tell you about children in Shanghai

You want job that so so fun you will never want to cry

'Cause if you do I remove your tongue

I will give you each $1 every week

You will make me nice clothes, phones, and nikes

It's so fun

You'll love it

So if you are a young, strong little kid

Come work at my sweatshop

And you tell all your friends

I have also job for them

Come work at my sweatshop

If you're 4 or 5 year old

I put you on my payroll

We have good time

You no wanna go sleep at night

Bed time is boring

I let you work around the clock

Ay!

No yawning

You not baby

You no need drink or food

Don't make me kill you

If you ask to make a #2

Don't speak

Just stitch

So if you want to make someone else rich

Come work at my sweatshop

And go tell your parents

You're moving out of their tent

So you could work at my sweatshop

If you 8 or 9 year old

You might be a bit too old

I like me some young guys

Made in China

On the label

It's most likely child labor

We pay each kid 10 cents per day

And we let them fight over a potato

If you work hard nobody dies

I like working 9 to 5 year olds

You cold?

Call the bureau

Ring ring

Hello

Oh no it's me the same guy

I look into the issue

Ok goodbye

Sweatshop

And you tell all your friends

I have also job for them

Come work at my sweatshop

If you're 4 or 5 year old

I put you on my payroll

We'll have a good time

Sweatshop

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And it created the whole world

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