Talking Chinese

I'm Asian, so no one understand anything I say.

All I can do, is take your order for sweet & sour soup.

When I try to say hi, no one understand, so I have no friend, yeah

When they ask me for rice, they need ask me twice, my English is bad.

But if we're talking Chinese, I talk it perfect so come talk it to me

We talk it all day long, if you come say hi, we have good time, chong ching chong, ching chong

Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk it better and I know karate, I come from Vietnam

If you could say hi, it would be nice, chong ching chong, King Kong

Try to find love, I walk up to a girl and I say hello,

But I can't talk English, she asks me for a eggroll like a bitch.

No one knows what it's like, being all alone, it really blows, yeah

Someday I'll learn to talk, til then I'm stuck, with a shitty wok

Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk it perfect so come talk it to me.

I talk it very good, if you want some rice, or some advice, come and ask for some.

Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk in mandarin and in cantonese, I talk in lots of stuff

If you come say hi, we talk all night, chong ching chong, ching chong

So are you Chinese or Japanese?

I from Beijing

So are you Chinese or Japanese?

Chinese, the language from which all other languages come.

Chinese, it goes like rucka rucka chucka ching chang chong.

Chong ching chong, ching chong

My name Lee, hello. My last name Lee too. Lee Lee. ehhe

Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk it good so will you talk it to me

I talk like ching chang chong, if you come say hi, we're friends for life, wong wing wong bing bong

Now if we're talking Chinese, or if you talk in Thai, that's good by me.

I talk in lots of stuff, if you black or white, or girl or guy, I love everyone.

Talking Chinese, I talk Chinese

Talking Chinese, oh god why me.

If you're free tonight, we could get high, on bath salts, bath salts

Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk it perfect so come talk it to me, we talk it all day long

If you come say hi, we do some guys, chong ching chong, ching chong