Vegans

All my friends are vegan faggots bro

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They're all gay and they're into dudes

They don't want any meat in their food

All my friends are vegan faggots bro

Searching for another man to blow

They're all gay and they're into dudes

They don't want any meat in their food

Welcome to the veggie grill, hi, my name is Dave

And I am gay, what would you like today?

Just because I'm vegan, doesn't mean

I don't swallow cocks night and day, cause I am gay

If you ever had a bunny rabbit sleep next to you

If you ever had a chicken hen make sex to you

Then you get why it's bad to eat em in your food

Animals are friends, we all are gay

All my friends are vegan faggots bro

Searching for another man to blow

They're all gay and they're into dudes

They don't want any meat in their food

We feel that it's wrong to eat a little snail

We eat sweaty balls with a little kale

You should come to the vegan convention

You'll cum on several men's chins

If you're into having big cocks, swing next to you

If you ever had a pig stuck his penis into you

It brings meaning to the saying cockle doodle doo

After all, we're gay, nothing more to say

All my friends are vegan faggots bro

Searching for another man to blow

They're all gay and they're into dudes

They don't want any meat in their food

Animals should not be on our plate

But, animals, they might be good to date

I'm out here, banging some homeless mutt

Looking for a set of monkey nuts